Haha har suttit och gillat en massa stuff på fb ett tag nu. De här var lite roliga:

Blonde: Look! You can get a laptop here for four dollars!
Brunette: What?
Blonde: Yeah! And it's even big!
Brunette: We're at McDonald's. They don't sell computers.
Blonde: Yes they do! Check the menu! Big Mac - $4.
Brunette: ........

(Mom is pregnant)
Son: What's in there?
Mom: A baby, your sister!
Son: Do you love her?
Mom: Yes, very much!
Son: THEN WHY DID YOU EAT HER???
Mom: !!!